Titus the Bat Dog
Look at Titus the Bat Dog just running around and loving life. The happiest dog in America, I’d bet. Playing fetch like once every minute and probably getting a bunch of treats and love from the players.
If I went to one of these Charleston Riverdog games I’d watch Titus more than the actual baseball game, but at the same time I wouldn’t be complaining. How could you complain about that? Cat lovers probably would. I’d probably be laughing the whole time. Cheering him on and throwing doggie bacon on the field. If they made a bobblehead of him with a bat in his mouth, I’d pay an obscene amount of money for it.
Titus. Bat Dog. Legend.
If I don’t name my next dog Titus, I’ve failed at life.